Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! | House in Oroville
3 Bedroom House in Oroville
Pure Malarkey is a 3-bedroom lake-view cottage on warm-water Lake Osoyoos, just steps from direct beach access—perfect for floating the day away. Unwind on the veranda at sunset or cool off with A/C and a lush resort pool. Explore a mile-long beach, playgrounds, pickleball courts, walking trails, marina, lakeside diner, on-site gym, and EV charging. Your relaxing lakeside escape awaits.
Highlights & Amenities:
🏞️ Prime Lake & Beach Access – Steps from the sandy shoreline and perfect for swimming, floating, beach games, and sunset views.
🛏️ Comfy Sleeping Options –
• Master suite with king bed and ensuite
• Queen bedroom
• Loft with two doubles & two twins — perfect for kids or friends.
🍳 Fully Equipped Kitchen – Plenty of space for cooking meals and family breakfasts with coffee makers (drip & Nespresso) and essentials included.
🔥 Outdoor Patio & Verandas – Relax with lake views, dine al fresco, and enjoy yard games while the kids play.
🛋️ Open Living Space – Spacious great room with comfy seating, fireplace, and large flat-screen TV — perfect for evening downtime.
🏊 Resort-Style Community Perks – Access to pool, hot tub, playgrounds, pickleball and basketball courts, walking trails, marina, diner, store, fitness center and more.
📶 Wi-Fi & Comfort – Fast internet and air conditioning keep everyone happy whether you’re streaming or chilling indoors.
📍 Unbeatable Location – Located in the heart of Veranda Beach Resort on Lake Osoyoos — warm waters, sandy beaches, and endless fun are right outside your door.
Important notes:
🐾 PETS
We love furry friends and welcome up to two dogs with a $100 pet fee.
• More than two dogs? Please message us to arrange additional payment ($50 per extra dog).
• Pet fees must be paid in full at least 24 hours prior to check-in or we reserve the right to cancel the stay without refund.
• Dogs must be leashed in all community common areas.
• Enjoy the fenced yard with lush grass, and please pick up after your pets before departure.
⏰ EARLY CHECK-IN / LATE CHECK-OUT
Early check-in or late check-out may be approved case by case and is often accommodated when possible.
• Written approval is required prior to arrival.
🤫 QUIET HOURS
Quiet hours are 10:00 PM – 8:00 AM.
• Excessive noise or disturbances during this time may result in immediate termination of your stay without refund.
🎣 FISH & GAME
We respect hunters and anglers; however:
• No fish or game cleaning inside the cabin.
• An outdoor spigot is available for these activities.
🏊 SHARED SPACES & ACCESS KEYS
Enjoy community amenities including:
• Pool & hot tub
• Game room
• Fitness room (no street shoes)
• Diner, store & marina
🚗 PARKING
• Parking is located across the street or at the rear of the community.
• To keep streets safe and kid-friendly, parking at cottages is load & unload only.
• A parking pass will be provided and must be displayed on your dashboard.
🗑️ TRASH
• Nightly trash pickup occurs at 8:00 PM from the street.
🚭 SMOKING
• No smoking is permitted inside the cabin at any time.
⚠️ LIABILITY
This property is privately owned. Owners are not responsible for accidents, injuries, or illness that may occur during your stay.
By booking, guests agree to assume all risks associated with use of the property and its amenities.
🏡 House Rules
🌅 Check-in & Check-out
Check-in: 4:00 PM or later
Check-out: 10:00 AM
Parking @ the cottage for load & unload only.
Early check-in/late check-out may be available upon request.
👥 Guest Policies
Maximum occupancy: [9 guests]
Only registered guests allowed on the property.
No parties, events, or large gatherings without prior approval.
Minimum age to book: 25 years old
🚭 Smoking, Pets & Noise
No smoking or vaping inside the home.
Pets: [Allowed] — if allowed, please clean up after them and keep off furniture (includes veranda). Wet animals need to dry on the Veranda.
Quiet hours: 10:00 PM – 8:00 AM (be mindful of neighbors and the lakefront setting).
🔥 Safety & Property Care
Please no fires outside of designated fire pits or BBQ areas.
Always supervise children near the waterfront and dock.
Turn off lights, AC/heat, and appliances when leaving.
No shoes or flops inside — help keep the home clean.
Report any damages or issues immediately so we can address them quickly.
🛶 Lake & Outdoor Use
Use life jackets and follow local water safety rules.
No glass containers near the dock or shoreline.
Return kayaks, paddles, and outdoor gear to their storage spots after use.
🧹 Before You Go
Wash dishes or start the dishwasher.
Place used towels in the bathroom or laundry area.
Take out trash and recycling to the designated bins.
Leave the home tidy and as you found it — thank you!
💬 Other Notes
We want you to relax and enjoy your time at the lake! Please treat the property and neighbors with the same care you would your own home.
Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! is located in Oroville. Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! provides accommodation, featuring Ocean View, Wellness Facilities, Kitchen, among other amenities. This House features Ocean View, Wellness Facilities, Kitchen, to make your stay a comfortable one.
Pure Malarkey- Baby steps to the Beach! has 3 Bedrooms , 3 Bathrooms, and max occupancy of 6 people. The minimum rental for this property is 1 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have rated it 2, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated House because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this House, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. House has a friendly neighborhood, and the Oroville has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the House in Oroville, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.
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Amenities
Facility Overview
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Heating
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Air conditioning
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Hair dryer
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3 bathrooms
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Bed sheets provided
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3 bedrooms
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Dining table
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Fireplace
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Stovetop
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Refrigerator
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Toaster
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Coffee/tea maker
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Cookware/dishes/utensils
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Oven
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Microwave
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Dishwasher
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Washing machine and dryer
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Near the beach
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Onsite parking
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Electric car charging station on site
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Pet friendly
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Smoke-free property
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Fitness center
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Kayak on site
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Boat on site
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Bicycle on site
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TV
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On the lake
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Travel crib
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Iron/ironing board
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WiFi available
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Garden
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Balcony
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Barbecue grill
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Smoke detector installed (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
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Carbon monoxide detector installed (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Policies
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed this property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room this property is managed through our partner, vrbo. you will receive an email from vrbo with a link to a vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
